Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What is the coolest country?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?