Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How do you send a message in the forest?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the frog starve?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What tea do footballers drink?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What is a sheep's favorite game?