What animal floats best?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why did the frog starve?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?