What's the opposite of irony?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What bee is good for your health?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Do dads always snore?