Why did the computer run out of money?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What is the most faithful insect?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?