What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How does cardboard get its workout in?