Why is furniture so generous?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's the ocean's favorite song?