What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

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How do horses navigate at night?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the goal post get angry?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?