Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?