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Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

When does a horse talk?

How did the tree get lost?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

How do scientists grow fruit?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?