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How much does freedom weigh?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What horn never makes a sound?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

How does dinner smell?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?