What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?