Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
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