What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?