What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
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What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How did the tree get lost?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How does a taco bless the table?
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