What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the dog so popular?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a forklift?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
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