What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's the scariest letter?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
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