How do bunnies stay fit?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?