What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What are baby potatoes called?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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