What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
The museum curator needed a break.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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