Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why was the cat so small?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

How do you grill cheese?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?