What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the pirate late for work?