Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How does a penguin build its house?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
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