What does Santa call Christmastime?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What's E.T. short for?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Where do you take sick ponies?