Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?