What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?