What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Where do ants go to eat?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's a pastor's favorite city?