Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's a bear's favorite movie?