What day never takes itself seriously?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How does a cow do math?