What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How do snowmen get information?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?