Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?