Why didn't the melons get married?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do two skunks argue?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is blue and not heavy?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What car can't keep a secret?