Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
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What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are cars magic?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
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