Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
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