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Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Where do ants go to eat?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the confused bee say?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?