What is the emptiest holiday?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?