How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Do dads always snore?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?