How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

How do frogs get to work?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?