What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did summer say to spring?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?