What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?