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Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

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What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

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What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?