Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?