What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call two birds in love?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What washes up on miniature beaches?