My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

A book just fell on my head.

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why are books always so angry?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?