What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?