Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?