Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What does the sun drink out of?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why did the frog starve?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What sport can waiters play really well?