Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What kind of books do boats write?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?