What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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