What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
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What did autumn say to summer?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do bees gossip?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
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