What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why is winter considered holy?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How did the toad die?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?