What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?