What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What does winter fat turn into?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?