Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What building always gets stains on it?
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