Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do pigs always order at Arby'sÂŽ?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did March say to the madness?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Bears love exotic cars.
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