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Because they'd crack each other up.
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How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
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What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
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Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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