What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?