Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which former US President was always cold?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do mice leave their boats?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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