What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

How long will dinner be?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?