What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?