What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Which state is the cleanest?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How do you grill cheese?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?