Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?