Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?