Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do cats love to work?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What tea do footballers drink?