What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why are all priests fit?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the paper say to the pencil?