What is the best Christmas present ever?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?