Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What are you studying in math?

What's the holiest insect?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the cow cross the road?