Which hot drink loves golf?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why do cats love to work?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What type of car do planets buy?