Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
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