Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What do insects learn at school?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
When does a horse talk?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do bees chew?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
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