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Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

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