Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
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