What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

How do frogs get to work?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?