Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What bird is always sad?
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