What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What's black and white and red all over?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?