Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
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