Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What's the noisiest food?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

I broke my finger!

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?