What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do horses say to greet each other?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?