Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why do cows make great bakers?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?