What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's the richest basketball team?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?