What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How was the wedding?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
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