What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
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What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
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