What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call octopus twins?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What insect runs away from everything?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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