What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What horn never makes a sound?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
It's allergy season again?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How can you make 7 even?
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