What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?