What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why do all the planets get along?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the sick chicken say?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?