What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

It's Crowded!

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?