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What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?