Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you call a tired tree?