How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How can you make 7 even?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?