What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

When should you start writing a book?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?