What snacks always have the best tan?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?