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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

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Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?