What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why was the horse so happy?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?