What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?