What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?