What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?