Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?