What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do bees gossip?