What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why is money so stubborn?
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