Why did the computer run out of money?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do golfers drink on the green?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?