What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?