What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?