Where do hamsters come from?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

How do billboards talk?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?