How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?