How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?