Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
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