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Why are frogs always so happy?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why is furniture so generous?

Which relative loves rice?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?