Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?