Why do cows always skip gym class?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?