What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How are mountains able to see?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?