What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?