What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the sick chicken say?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?