What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What condiment has wings?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?