Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What birds make average students?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is a spider's favorite book?