Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Which singer could always break a five?