To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
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Which state has the best streets?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where would you find an elephant?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
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Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
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