What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?