Which state has the best streets?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What time does everyone love to drink?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

How does the sun listen to music?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?