Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

The museum curator needed a break.