Which family member has tusks?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Families are like fudge.

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?