What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?