What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?