Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?