How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?