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What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?