What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How did the toad die?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are turtles so shy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What time of day was Adam created?
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