What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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