What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
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What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
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