What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do sprinters eat before a race?