What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What game do mice love to play?
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