What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How do bees get to school?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?