Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How was the wedding?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
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