Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What time of day was Adam created?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
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