Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
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