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What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why do all the planets get along?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?