How does a pizza introduce itself?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?