What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you make a bandstand?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
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