What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why don't ants get sick?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do cats use to beat eggs?