What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do naked fish play with?