What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?