Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why do moms make good vintners?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What bird is always sad?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why are goats so funny?

What vegetables make the best music?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a handsome runner?