Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Where was Noah born?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?