Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What sport do horses love to play?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?