Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

How do amoebas make calls?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?