Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What horn never makes a sound?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?