Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
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