Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
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