What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?