Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do vampires always look sick?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?